The Illustrated Christmas Cracker

Author: John Julius Norwich
Publisher: Atlantic Books Ltd
ISBN: 1782392521
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The Illustrated Christmas Cracker from the Author: John Julius Norwich. For over forty years, John Julius Norwich has been sending out his Christmas Crackers - a personal collection of quirky quotes and literary odds and ends - to his friends instead of a Christmas card. In The Illustrated Christmas Cracker Quentin Blake has made his own selection of favourite pieces and has illustrated them in his own trademark style. From curious dictionary definitions ('Carphology. Delirious fumbling with the bedclothes,' Concise Oxford Dictionary) and tortuous palindromes ('Live dirt up a side-track carted is a putrid evil') to eighteenth-century accounts of drunken pigs and Benjamin Franklin's account of inventing bifocals, this cracker is stuffed with surprising, offbeat, often hilarious gems. Enlivened by Quentin Blake's witty illustrations, this book is the perfect stocking-filler for the discerning customer.

Tom Smith S Christmas Crackers

Author: Peter Kimpton
Publisher: Tempus Pub Limited
ISBN: 9780752431642
Size: 75.67 MB
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Tom Smith S Christmas Crackers from the Author: Peter Kimpton. For over 150 years, crackers have been a traditional part of Christmas festivities in the UK, but who was the creator of this wonderful innovation? Little is known about Tom Smith, confectioner and cracker creator, but Peter Kimpton draws on a wealth of archive material to relate the story of Tom Smith and the Christmas Cracker. From humble beginnings as a confectioner, Tom Smith created a highly successful company through the manufacture of crackers. The history of the company is richly illustrated by contemporary trade catalogs and company artwork. Today, the Tom Smith Group is proud to be the official supplier of Christmas crackers to the Royal Household, a tradition long held since the beginning of the 20th century.

The Jacqueline Wilson Christmas Cracker

Author: Jacqueline Wilson
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 1448195721
Size: 50.96 MB
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The Jacqueline Wilson Christmas Cracker from the Author: Jacqueline Wilson. The Jacqueline Wilson Christmas Cracker is packed with brilliant Christmas stories, including a brand-new tale from Jacqueline, and classic favourite Starring Tracy Beaker, in which Jacqueline's most famous heroine gets the lead part in her Christmas play! There are tasty Christmas recipes, perfect present tips, and fun facts all about Christmas. Plus, there's a special letter from Jacqueline herself, so you can find out all about her own Christmas memories and traditions! Merry Christmas from Jacqueline Wilson!

Ten Christmas Crackers

Author:
Publisher: Lothian Children's Books
ISBN: 9780734415615
Size: 57.47 MB
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Ten Christmas Crackers from the Author: . 10 Christmas crackers on the tabletop. 10 Christmas crackers on the tabletop. And if one Christmas cracker should accidentally POP! There'll be 9 Christmas crackers on the tabletop. Sing along to the tune of '10 Green Bottles' as a typical Aussie family counts down to the most exciting day of the year! From decorating the tree, performing in a Christmas pageant, making presents for Mum and Dad, and laying out the stockings, this book includes everyone's favourite things about Christmas.

My Christmas Crackers

Author: Bronwen Davies
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781742839585
Size: 29.99 MB
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My Christmas Crackers from the Author: Bronwen Davies. What do monkeys sing at Christmas time? Jungle Bells! What do elves learn at school? The elfabet! What is Santa's dog called? Santa Paws! An illustrated book of Christmas jokes for all young comedians!

Christmas Cracker Jokes

Author: Amanda Li
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN: 9781447278009
Size: 43.30 MB
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Christmas Cracker Jokes from the Author: Amanda Li. A cracking collection of hilarious jokes to keep you chuckling not just during Christmas and the festive period, but the whole year roundWhat do you call a boy trying to get the creases out of his clothes at the North Pole?Brrrr-ian!What goes Ho Ho Swoosh, Ho Ho Swoosh?Father Christmas in a revolving door!Waiter, waiter, my turkey has gone off.Which way did it go?

Cracker Jokes

Author: Amanda Li
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 9780330509800
Size: 20.83 MB
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Cracker Jokes from the Author: Amanda Li. What goes Ho ho swoosh! Ho ho swoosh! Santa in a revolving door! What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese! What do you call a man trying to get the creases out of his clothes at the North Pole? Brrrr-ian!

Dave Dave S Christmas Cracker

Author: Sue Hendra
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1444925598
Size: 62.34 MB
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Dave Dave S Christmas Cracker from the Author: Sue Hendra. Dave loves Christmas. There are friends, decorations, presents - and, best of all, there is an ENORMOUS Christmas meal, including LOTS of Brussels sprouts! Rumble, rumble goes Dave's tummy. Christmas is going to be EXPLOSIVE! 'I laughed so much I farted!' Edward, aged 6 A fourth brilliantly funny story from Sue Hendra, bestselling author of Barry the Fish With Fingers, and Lee Wildish, winner of the Red House Children's Book Award - laughter is guaranteed!

Slinky Malinki S Christmas Crackers

Author: Lynley Dodd
Publisher: Puffin Books
ISBN: 9780141501093
Size: 56.29 MB
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Slinky Malinki S Christmas Crackers from the Author: Lynley Dodd. Slinky Malinki's Christmas Crackers is a hilarious rhyming story by Lynley Dodd. 'Christmas was coming. Out came the tree, dressed up in finery, splendid to see. Trinkets and tinsel with baubles and bows, a mouse with a hat and a very red nose . . .' So begins Lynley Dodd's cracking Christmas tale told in her usual rollicking, rhythmic rhyme. Festive preparations are being made in Slinky Malinki's house and the rapscallion, mischievous cat is most curious about the Christmas tree. With its reindeer, ribbons, baubles and bells, it's too tempting a treat for Slinky not to investigate. So Slinky Malinki, with mischievous glee, creeps out from the shadows to climb up the tree... Lynley Dodd is an award-winning author/illustrator who lives in New Zealand. She is enormously popular for her rhyming stories of the unforgettable HAIRY MACLARY and his friends. She worked as a teacher before beginning to write her own books in 1974. Read all the Hairy Maclary and Friends books by Lynley Dodd! Hairy Maclary's Bone; Hairy Maclary Scattercat; Hairy Maclary's Caterwaul Caper; Hairy Maclary's Rumpus at the Vet; Slinky Malinki; Hairy Maclary's Showbusiness; Slinky Malinki, Open the Door; Sniff-Snuff-Snap!; Schnitzel Von Krumm Forget-Me-Not; Slinky Malinki Catflaps; Slinky Malinki's Christmas Crackers; Hairy Maclary's Hat Tricks; Scarface Claw; Schnitzel Von Krumm, Dog's Never Climb Tress; Hairy Maclary, Sit; Hairy Maclary and Zachary Quack; Magnet Fun with Hairy Maclary; Hairy Maclary, Shoo; Hairy Maclary and Friends Little Library; Slinky Malinki, Open the Door; Slinky Malinki Early Bird; Where is Hairy Maclary?; Sticker Fun with Hairy Maclary; My Cat Likes to Hide in Boxes

Christmas Days

Author: Jeanette Winterson
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 1473546958
Size: 74.77 MB
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Christmas Days from the Author: Jeanette Winterson. A Sunday Telegraph Book of the Year 'Packed with charm and beautifully illustrated, it's a book that will solve your gift dilemmas and let you escape the less salubrious aspects of Christmas for a literary wonderland' Stylist Everybody loves a Christmas story. The tradition of the Twelve Days of Christmas is a tradition of celebration, sharing and giving. And what better way to do that than with a story? Read these stories by the fire, in the snow, travelling home for the holidays. Give them to friends, wrap them up for someone you love, read them aloud, read them alone, read them together. Enjoy the season of peace and goodwill, mystery, and a little bit of magic. There are ghosts here and jovial spirits. Chances at love and tricks with time. There is frost and icicles, mistletoe and sledges. There’s a cat and a dog and a solid silver frog. There’s a Christmas cracker with a surprising gift inside. There’s a haunted house and a SnowMama. There are Yuletides and holly wreaths. Three Kings. And a merry little Christmas time. And for the icing on the Christmas cake, there are twelve festive recipes from Yuletides past and present. Red cabbage, gravlax, turkey biryani, sherry trifle, Mrs Winterson’s mince pies and more.