The Illustrated Christmas Cracker

Author: John Julius Norwich
Publisher: Atlantic Books Ltd
ISBN: 1782392521
Size: 65.50 MB
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The Illustrated Christmas Cracker from the Author: John Julius Norwich. For over forty years, John Julius Norwich has been sending out his Christmas Crackers - a personal collection of quirky quotes and literary odds and ends - to his friends instead of a Christmas card. In The Illustrated Christmas Cracker Quentin Blake has made his own selection of favourite pieces and has illustrated them in his own trademark style. From curious dictionary definitions ('Carphology. Delirious fumbling with the bedclothes,' Concise Oxford Dictionary) and tortuous palindromes ('Live dirt up a side-track carted is a putrid evil') to eighteenth-century accounts of drunken pigs and Benjamin Franklin's account of inventing bifocals, this cracker is stuffed with surprising, offbeat, often hilarious gems. Enlivened by Quentin Blake's witty illustrations, this book is the perfect stocking-filler for the discerning customer.

The Jacqueline Wilson Christmas Cracker

Author: Jacqueline Wilson
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 1448195721
Size: 30.58 MB
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The Jacqueline Wilson Christmas Cracker from the Author: Jacqueline Wilson. The Jacqueline Wilson Christmas Cracker is packed with brilliant Christmas stories, including a brand-new tale from Jacqueline, and classic favourite Starring Tracy Beaker, in which Jacqueline's most famous heroine gets the lead part in her Christmas play! There are tasty Christmas recipes, perfect present tips, and fun facts all about Christmas. Plus, there's a special letter from Jacqueline herself, so you can find out all about her own Christmas memories and traditions! Merry Christmas from Jacqueline Wilson!

Ten Christmas Crackers

Publisher: Lothian Children's Books
ISBN: 9780734415615
Size: 25.13 MB
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Ten Christmas Crackers from the Author: . 10 Christmas crackers on the tabletop. 10 Christmas crackers on the tabletop. And if one Christmas cracker should accidentally POP! There'll be 9 Christmas crackers on the tabletop. Sing along to the tune of '10 Green Bottles' as a typical Aussie family counts down to the most exciting day of the year! From decorating the tree, performing in a Christmas pageant, making presents for Mum and Dad, and laying out the stockings, this book includes everyone's favourite things about Christmas.

My Christmas Crackers

Author: Bronwen Davies
ISBN: 9781742839585
Size: 53.34 MB
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My Christmas Crackers from the Author: Bronwen Davies. What do monkeys sing at Christmas time? Jungle Bells! What do elves learn at school? The elfabet! What is Santa's dog called? Santa Paws! An illustrated book of Christmas jokes for all young comedians!

The Beano

ISBN: 9781845355180
Size: 57.50 MB
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Christmas Cracker Jokes

Author: Amanda Li
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1447278011
Size: 61.41 MB
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Christmas Cracker Jokes from the Author: Amanda Li. A cracking collection of hilarious jokes to keep you chuckling not just during Christmas and the festive period, but the whole year round What do you call a boy trying to get the creases out of his clothes at the North Pole? Brrrr-ian! What goes Ho Ho Swoosh, Ho Ho Swoosh? Father Christmas in a revolving door! Waiter, waiter, my turkey has gone off. Which way did it go?

Horrid Henry S Christmas Cracker

Author: Francesca Simon
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1444003054
Size: 73.88 MB
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Horrid Henry S Christmas Cracker from the Author: Francesca Simon. It's a gift! Four fun and festive stories from one hilariously horrid boy - a perfect addition to a cheeky child's stocking. Four fabulously funny stories full of every family's worst Christmas nightmares, as Horrid Henry sabotages the school play, tries to do his Christmas shopping without spending his pocket money, attempts to ambush Father Christmas, and endures Christmas dinner with the guests from hell. Francesca Simon's Horrid Henry series has sold over 20 million copies in the UK alone, and his antics have charmed adults and children across the globe. Don't miss out on the fun!

Christmas Crackers For Cats

Author: Julie Hope
Publisher: Trafalgar Square
ISBN: 9780553812961
Size: 16.15 MB
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Christmas Crackers For Cats from the Author: Julie Hope. This isnbsp;a collection of limericks featuring cats and their antics, beautifully illustrated by Sue Hellard. You can learn your cat's views on lifeā€”from why they lust hungrily after your pet canary to the art of turning your home into complete shambles.