Girl Walks Into A Bar

Author: Rachel Dratch
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101579900
Size: 33.35 MB
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Girl Walks Into A Bar from the Author: Rachel Dratch. In this side-splitting memoir, the former Saturday Night Live star recounts the hilarious adventures and unexpected joy of dating and becoming a mother when she least expected it-at the age of forty-four. Anyone who saw an episode of Saturday Night Live between 1999 and 2006 knows Rachel Dratch. She was hilarious! So what happened to her? After a misbegotten part as Jenna on the pilot of 30 Rock, Dratch was only getting offered roles as "Lesbians. Secretaries. Sometimes secretaries who are lesbians." Her career at a low point, Dratch suddenly had time for yoga, dog- sitting, learning Spanish-and dating. After all, what did a forty- something single woman living in New York have to lose? Resigned to childlessness but still hoping for romance, Dratch was out for drinks with a friend when she met John. Handsome and funny, after only six months of dating long-distance, he became the inadvertent father of her wholly unplanned, undreamed-of child, and moved to New York to be a dad. With riotous humor, Dratch recounts breaking the news to her bewildered parents, the awe of her single friends, and the awkwardness of a baby-care class where the instructor kept tossing out the f-word. Filled with great behind-the-scenes anecdotes from Dratch's time on SNL, Girl Walks into a Bar... is a refreshing version of the "happily ever after" story that proves female comics-like bestsellers Tina Fey and Chelsea Handler-are truly having their moment.

A Girl Walks Into A Bar

Author: Helena S. Paige
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 006229198X
Size: 57.10 MB
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A Girl Walks Into A Bar from the Author: Helena S. Paige. How will your night out end? You make the rules. You're at one of the hottest bars in town, all dressed up for a fabulous girls' night out with your best friend, when she cancels. What do you do now? In this novel, YOU make the decisions. Will you do body shots with a rock star? Cozy up to the hot bartender? Follow a mysterious woman to a rather unusual exhibition? Investigate a suave millionaire's box of tricks? Take a joyride with a buff bodyguard? Or maybe what you want is closer to home than you realize. . . . So many options. . . . All you have to do is choose.

Woman Walks Into A Bar

Author: Rowan Coleman
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 147672525X
Size: 39.99 MB
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Woman Walks Into A Bar from the Author: Rowan Coleman. From the international bestselling author of The Home for Broken Hearts, a moving, funny, and heartwarming e-novella about the bumpy road toward Mr. Right—and how true love comes along when you least expect it. Twenty-eight-year-old single mother Sam spends her days working in the local supermarket and her Friday nights out with her friends, letting her hair down at the White Horse. Life has never been easy for Sam, but she’s always hoped that one day she’ll meet The One. After a series of terrible dates with men she’s met through an Internet dating agency, she’s starting to lose heart—until her friends tell her they’ve set her up on a blind date. Sam is horrified but finally she agrees to go—after all, you never know when you might meet the man of your dreams…

A Girl Walks Into A Blind Date

Author: Helena S. Paige
Publisher: Sphere
ISBN: 9780751552584
Size: 62.63 MB
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A Girl Walks Into A Blind Date from the Author: Helena S. Paige. *A CHOOSE YOUR OWN DESTINY NOVEL* Internet dating is a tricky game to play, but you've done your homework and narrowed down your list to three international men of mystery. All that's left to do now is meet them . . . * Will you head to Amsterdam to get hands-on with a bohemian sculptor? * Or does the idea of adventure in New York City with a heroic fireman light your fire? * There's also the impossibly handsome Italian count who sends you poetic praise from his palazzo in Venice . . . Whichever way you decide to go, each twist and turn will lead to an unforgettable encounter. Can you choose the ultimate sensual experience? Remember: if your first choice doesn't hit the spot, then start over and try something (and someone) new. The power is entirely yours in this fully interactive, choose your own destiny novel.

A Year Of Blind Dates

Author: Megan Carson
Publisher: Revell
ISBN: 1441224726
Size: 26.75 MB
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A Year Of Blind Dates from the Author: Megan Carson. Megan Carson went on her first real date at age 27. Some might call her a late bloomer. Her first real relationship lasted about three months, and though Megan did not love Chris, she was heartbroken when they broke up. She grieved the loss of the relationship, but even more she grieved the loss of who she was in the relationship. She had never met "Megan the Girlfriend," and once she did, she really liked her--and when she was gone, she wanted her back! So what did Megan do? She joined a dating service. A Year of Blind Dates follows Megan's dating adventures in Southern California as she searches for Mr. Right, not just Mr. Right Now. As her "ideal guy" changes over time, the one thing that is never negotiable is her desire to find a man with a deep spiritual side. But can she have the "total package" without compromising her strong faith? Can Megan trust the dating service to deliver a man of God who will make her laugh and treat her well? This is the story of Megan's search for the man of her dreams, and the good, bad, and really, really bad dates along the way.

Man Walks Into A Bar 2

Author: Jonathan Swan
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 1446458784
Size: 49.28 MB
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Man Walks Into A Bar 2 from the Author: Jonathan Swan. Man Walks Into A Bar 2 is the second volume of the hugely popular and hilariously funny joke book series. A one-stop shop for anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. The jokes are ordered thematically - wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, the French, the Germans, jokes about nuns, jokes about monkeys, the lot. There are also regular panels which group jokes by type too - Essex girls, changing a lightbulb etc. Our material will turn you into the toast of your local pub or make you loathed in your own home - remember, it is all in the telling. From the sublimely erudite to stuff Frank Carson would turn down, this book can service you with every joke you'll ever need. Including such gems as the following: Why have elephants got big ears? Because Noddy won't pay the ransom. A magic tractor is driving down a country road and turns into a field. An amnesiac walks into a bar. 'Do I come here often?' I went to a book shop and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. How do you know when you're a pirate? You just arrrrrggghh.

A Girl Walks Into A Wedding

Author: Helena S. Paige
Publisher: Sphere
ISBN: 9780751552560
Size: 63.35 MB
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A Girl Walks Into A Wedding from the Author: Helena S. Paige. *A CHOOSE YOUR OWN DESTINY NOVEL* Your best friend is getting married. You're going to be her bridesmaid so you have a lot to deal with - the hen party, pre-wedding nerves, your dress, the men . . . So many men. And you have to choose between them. Maybe you'll end up having fun at this wedding after all. * The priest is definitely heaven-sent but he's off limits, isn't he? * Or perhaps you'll pick the best man. He's very attractive but the best man and the bridesmaid is such a cliché. Right? * And then there's the rugged pilot - his offer of a brief encounter might have surprising consequences . . . Whichever way you decide to go, each twist and turn will lead to an unforgettable encounter. Can you choose the ultimate sensual experience? Remember: if your first choice doesn't hit the spot, then start over and try something (and someone) new. The power is entirely yours in this fully interactive, choose your own destiny novel.

Things Not Seen

Author: Andrew Clements
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9781101200452
Size: 71.27 MB
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Things Not Seen from the Author: Andrew Clements. Winner of American Library Association Schneider Family Book Award! Bobby Phillips is an average fifteen-year-old-boy. Until the morning he wakes up and can't see himself in the mirror. Not blind, not dreaming-Bobby is just plain invisible. There doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason to Bobby's new condition; even his dad the physicist can't figure it out. For Bobby that means no school, no friends, no life. He's a missing person. Then he meets Alicia. She's blind, and Bobby can't resist talking to her, trusting her. But people are starting to wonder where Bobby is. Bobby knows that his invisibility could have dangerous consequences for his family and that time is running out. He has to find out how to be seen again-before it's too late. From the Trade Paperback edition.